Small Talk
Wed, Jul 1, 2009
“Whoa! Look at that!”
“Look at what?”
“Come on. Whiskey ain’t going anywhere. Turn around man!”
Chris coughed a laugh “Man?”
“Well you are almost a man. And what that almost man needs, is a lady like her. Check out the girl in red.”
“One more joins you tonight then, right?”
“Right you are, my friend. How do I look?”
“The same as you looked three hundred years ago. Only you dress better now.”
“Why are you so whiny?"
“I just hate being a werewolf.”
“Hey we vampires don’t get an easy life either.
You know how choosy girls are these days?
It’s hard to get them. We can’t even afford a castle now.”
“Yeah, that’s a big problem, no castle!
You get immortality and good looks and what do we get?
Do you even realize how many Versace’s I have torn while transforming?
And why the hell do we have to turn wolves at night? I never get to party.”
“Look at the bright side mate. At least you can walk in day light.
Otherwise you would have not even been able to buy those Versace’s.
I have to trust your fashion sense to buy me clothes.About time they started 24 X 7 outlets .”
"Now that would be life changing!"
“Well, you should get going. See you tomorrow evening.
Have a howling night. Awoooooooo!”
“Know what Frank, one of these days I’m gonna put your immortality to test.”
Frank chuckled and flashed his canines. “What are you gonna do? Bite me?”
Tags: Fiction, Flash Fiction, Humor
Lolz. Great one!!
Vampires, werewolf and Versace all in one post! Goes without saying- enjoyed to the hilt!!
Ha! The best part was the torn versace's!!!
Vampires seem to be the flavour of the season! You write like a seasoned writer.
ROFLOL!! u r turning out 2 b quite a conjuror of imaginary talks…
Oh God!! YOu have me in splits!! That was hilarious!!
Cooool! The punch line played its role really well. Keep 'em coming.
Nice..!!
hahaha…great post loved it! Brilliant!
Oh my god. This post is the best thing that has happened to me today. I am not a great fan of twilight and my bro cant stop talking about it. This post will be my come back!! ON HIS FACE!!!
* Evil sisters RULE Mwahauhauhauaa
Hilarious, Aniket. And I loved seeing the pics from Wisconsin.
Still looking forward to your CoN entry–how's it coming??
Once bitten twice shy does not seem to apply here. ~Mary
Funny! Reminds me a bit of the latest X Men movie. Hugh Jackman may have claws, but he can…oh, never mind.
refreshing! vampires are so played out. a good modern werewolf story – now that i would read.
Oh my gosh…I scared my cat half to death with a big guffaw!!! Great story, Ani! Really entertaining.
Ahahahahahaha!!! I would never have expected werewolves and vampires to have this sort of a conversation = D
Mickey…how could u connect Varsace with wolves…
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Versace is my favorite and wolves…yuckkk!!!
But still, hilariuos post!!!
hehehee…
I visited your blog after a really long time… sorry
and i looovvveeddd this post…
great work!!
I just got done with the 4th book – Breaking Dwan in the Twilight saga, and here you are jetting me off to the Vampire – Werewolf world again! I just got back
Hey,the versace and castle bit was neuvo-kewl (if thats even an expression!)
Kriti,
I'm glad you did. Mystical creatures have been occupying most of mind lately.
Some of it is reserved for Catherine Zeta Jones you know.
Ello,
1 Ello "Ha" = 1 Million "Hahaha"'s
Me happy!!!!
Aparna,
Well I have been fond of them ever since I saw Francis Ford Coppola's Draculla.
Am glad you liked it. Welcome here.
Do stick around.
T-f L,
Huh… it comes naturally when you have so many imaginary friends.
Not now hobbes…. am blogging!!!
Hmm where was I??
SGD,
So very glad you liked it. People are getting more senti over torn versace's than when I kill my characters. What has the world come to?
MeetuMeetu,
I like saying it 2wice.
Thanks for liking and tweeting it.
WOGMA rules!
Huda,
Welcome here!
Am glad you liked the piece.
Do visit again.
Rajeev,
Thanks a lot for visiting.
Am glad it gave you some laughs.
Zeba,
What about the Evil brother's???
My bro. has his moments too you know. Generally he's a gentle giant though.
I am not a big fan of twilight the movie either. Haven't read the book, so won't comment on it.
Jen,
Heyyyyy!!!! Finally you made it here.
Not getting a single good idea about the CoN entry. I've written and deleted so many of 'em. Hoping to turn things around this weekend. Keeping fingers crossed.
Mary,
Yes! Its more like once bitten always smitten over here.
Karen,
Come on. Spill it out. But what??
Are you watching So you think you can Dance Season 5? Everytime I see Melissa a.k.a 'Naughty Ballerina' I think of you. She is full of grace with a tinge of naughtiness.
Joaquin,
Seriously. They are all around these days. Whatever happened to the good ol' Silver Bullet?
Kaye,
Your cat better be safe. Or you'll face the fure of Catherine and Marlow.
Am glad you found it entertaining. Me beaming.
Qi,
This just popped up when me and my roomie were having a discussion. Who would you rather be.. a werewold or a vampire. We both settled on Vampire. I hate daylight.
Priyanka,
Come on! How can you hate wolves.
According to the wolfsrain theory/ We have all descended from Wolves and not monkeys. I belive them. I would take wolves or monkeys any day.
When you see the full moon in a dark cold night… don't you just wanna go Awooooooooooo…….
Yam,
The good thing is you visited. And even went through older posts. So me not complaining.
Am glad you stopped by.
Aditi,
Oh we all coin words all the time. So no issues.
And see now I've give you the perfect opportunity to say it Godfather style 'Just at the time I thought it was over, they… pulled… me… back!'
Dark is the night and darker still your sense of humour. Good one, kid!
You dont really leave this werewolves, vampires, varsaces…do you..??
I wonder, whether i would ever be writing something like this..
Good one…
i think by biting only, he can test immortality
Check for all my comments on all the post that i missed.. i guess 4 with this including ..
Cheers
Hi Aniket!
That was a nice one, LOL!
So, got here finally!
The blog’s nicely organized, just hope I don’t have to submit my website and email address all the times (I post comments through my cell phone).
Will further explore this blog. Congratulations and all the best, again!
Cheers!
Ketan,
Congratulations for being the first commenter over here.
Took care of the email address thing. You would not require to enter it again. It would be great if you create a gravatar loging though. You’ll get your profile pic visible too then.
Thank you for your wishes.
I’m here!
*looks around*
Where’s my drink?
Aerin,
Welcome. And um… were you not the lady in red they were checking out?
And well, Janey, keeps you pretty drunk all the time on facebook.
So who do you prefer? Vampires or werewolves?
Hey look, no baseball bat! Love your new site, and the story too. Like you, I’m taking a lil breakie from blogging, probably won’t be doing much besides the contest and my constant Facebook crusading. It’s summer visiting time with the kids, and I simply can’t waste it all on the computer! Anyway, love the story, great that you have werewolves, there needs to be more stories about werewolves!
Already read this one and it was well written. You’re site seems to have turned out pretty well, though kinda bland na ?
Also , I wish the comments page was right on the post, rather than one more click away …
just a few suggestions… Hope u don’t mind… Me missed the july 8th contest !!!
Do check out my latest at adistorytime.blogspot.com
Catherine,
You would keep me active on facebook then wouldn’t you.
Enjoy the time with your kids.
People like me who have nothing better to do will still be here waiting for your return.
PS: We totally need more werewolf stories.
I might oblige by writing one again.
Adisha,
You still haven’t missed the July 8th contest. Coz it starts on July 8th and you can send in your entry before July 15th.
I haven’t even written mine yet.
And well I chose a bland one coz I wanted the sole focus to be on writing and not how bright the site is. Though I intend to liven the set up a bit more. Am still getting used to wordpress.
Also, I can’t put comments on the front page coz I plan to put 3 featured posts in future unlike only 1 now.
So as it is, the page load time would increase a bit. Don’t want it to be too heavy. So sorry, but it seems you’ll have to make that extra click.
I’m here, I’m here! Did I miss anything while I was waiting ten years for this comment to upload via this uber *slow* connection???
I know you’ll get high marks on this story! Good luck in the contest! 
Jana,
No you didn’t.
Was updating my site that time. Sorry about that.
Still have to do a lot of not-so-little modifications.
Am glad you found your way here though.
btw…looking forward to your entry on clairty of night…..
Joaquin,
It should pop up in the next couple of days.
vamps n Goths everwhere!!
I love reading about them!!!
n that too so hilarious…
commendable!!!
looooooooved it
Oh yes. True Blood has got the vampires to be the ‘in thing’ again.
In my defense though, I had not seen True Blood when I wrote this.