Popcorn Crunch
‘I hate programming! I hate computers! There’s nothing wrong with this program. It’s absolutely correct. Still this stupid compiler says Error on line 32. There is nothing on line 32. Line 32 is blank!’
Tag Archive | "Humor"
Boys Will Be Boys
Thursday, August 13, 2009
"A friend is someone who's there when he needs you" – Author Unknown “Frank! Stop” Jim slammed his hands on the car “Am glad, I caught you in time.” “Jim? Are you out of your fucking mind? Jumping in front of my car like that!” “Am sorry man! I need your help. Big time.”
Small Talk
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
“Whoa! Look at that!” “Look at what?” “Come on. Whiskey ain’t going anywhere. Turn around man!” Chris coughed a laugh “Man?” “Well you are almost a man. And what that almost man needs, is a lady like her. Check out the girl in red.” “One more joins you tonight then, right?” “Right you are, my friend. How do I look?” “The same as you looked three hundred years ago. Only you dress better now.”
Eyes Wide Shut
Monday, June 22, 2009
“Jack! You okay?” “Ugh. Yeah Bill, am okay. As okay as I can be after almost getting killed.” “I don’t know what happened back there man. I checked the weather forecast before we left the shore. I always do.” “Well I guess the Gods just had other plans” The clouds replied with a thunderous roar.
Worst Day Ever
Thursday, June 4, 2009
“This officially has to be the worst day of my life. The series of unfortunate events started this way. I had these horrific nightmares all night long, so I woke up drenched in sweat. When I went for a bath there was no water supply to home. Weird right? I even called the maintenance guy but he said he’ll [...]
Calling the shots
Thursday, June 4, 2009
“Luckily its not that deep a cut. Bring me the bandages and more cotton. Hurry!” “No need to rush so much Mam. Its just a scratch.” Officer John smirked at her as nurse Betty treated his hand. The cut was on his hand but pain showed all over Betty’s face. “And what was it this time? Another robbery? Gang [...]
Trick or…
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
“Nick” “Um” “Nick” “Hmm” “Nick look at me.” “Hmmmm” “Hey Nick!” “What??” He took his eyes off the television to look at her pestering sister. “I wanna watch the TV now” “Sure. There’s the couch. Make yourself comfortable” “I mean I want to watch MTV. Give me the remote” “No chance of that happening. It’s the Champions League finals today. You can have the TV to [...]
Battle of Dhaghkretar
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
Not so long ago… In a galaxy few light-years away… The life-forms inhibiting the planet of Dhaghkretar lived in fear of Edjergoth. Edjergoth was a fire-breathing dragon that possessed magical powers. The swirl of his tail could shatter the mountains and his nostrils emitted venomous smoke. No one had the courage to face him for all who tried were [...]
Apollo 13
Monday, May 4, 2009
I longed to see, up close by The shiny twinkling stars And may be with a stroke of good-luck, A peak at the good ol’ Mars.
In Between The Lines
Monday, April 27, 2009
“Preparing to leave? You don’t mind pulling in an extra hour today do you?” (Like you have any choice? Ha Ha) “Not at all Boss . What is it that you want me to do?” (Bastard! Always hunts me down when am about to leave.)
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