Evil Genius
Nick hovered around Jenny’s bed trying to figure out if she was asleep. She had her face buried in a pillow, but he could hear soft mumbles.
“Are you still up?” He asked softly.
She sat right up. ”I-I’ll call you back,” she said over the phone and turned her flaming eyes towards Nick. ”What?”
“Who were you talking to? Its late.”
“None of your business. Isn’t it past your bed time?”
“Oh-kay. You don’t have to be like that. I need your help.”
“Oh Nick, what have you done now?”
“Nothing. Just valentines day is coming up.”
“So? You wanted to ask me what I want?”
“What? Um.. yes. Of course. That too. But see…,” he looked down and moved his feet around, “you’re a girl….”
“I’m so hoping you didn’t just realize that!”
“I mean. You’re a girl and you’d know what other girls like, right?”
“Oo-oo! Way to go lil’ brother! So who are these ‘other girls’?”
“Just ‘other girl’. What should I give her on valentines day?’
“Well, we like shoes, and hand-bags, and pretty dresses and jewelery. You know like the ring Dad got mom this year. Something shiny.”
“Where am I going to get money for that kinda stuff? I’m twelve!”
“Where are you going to get money for anything?”
“Well, I thought you’d help me out a bit.”
“How much is ‘a bit’?”
He brought out his best puppy dog expression. “All of it”.
“Now why would I do a thing like that for you?”
“I’ll ask Dad for any birthday gift that you would want. And I’ll give it to you. Promise.”
“Interesting. Okay, its a deal. You’ll ask him for an i-phone”
“I don’t even have a-phone. He’d never get me that.”
“i-pad it is then. He wants one for himself. So he’ll get you that to look good. But since, it’ll be your gift, it’ll be kept in your room. By your room, I mean my room. We might even be able to guilt him to buy some apps for us. Just make sure to bring out these puppy-dog eyes of yours that you are showing me, when you ask for it. And some tears, if needed.”
“You’re genius.”
“Evil genius, Nick. Evil. Genius.”
“I was just being polite.”
“Watch it. So forget everything I said. You should start small. We always expect something better each year. So its better not to overdo it the first time. Here’s 20 bucks. Take her to a movie.”
“What about pop-corn?”
“Okay, here’s 10 more.”
“And coke?”
She bent forward and stared into his eyes.
“You’re scaring me.” He managed.
“I’m just re-assessing whether you actually are an idiot or have just been acting that way all along. Here’s another five. I’m not giving you a penny more.”
“Thanks Jenny. You’re the best.”
“I can tell a lie when I see one.”
“Okay, you’re not-so-bad.” He ran towards his room.
“Just remember the deal – Eyes and tears. Eyes.And Tears.”




